When a friend makes a new OC it’s like. Omg you’ve made the most adorable creature??? Tell me everything about them. Can I ship them with this other OC? Can I ship them with MY OC? I think i accidentally wrote a fanfic??? Someone said they were boring????? Who is taLKING SHIT ABOUT MY BEAUTIFUL GODCHILD
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
this almost made me cry
this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.
I feel ill
please stop scrolling
let me tell you a short story
once upon a time there was a boy in england who ran out of food so much that he decided to mix the leftovers (macaroni pasta, canned tuna, garlic and margarin with salt) and eat it, which was a really fucking stupid idea
learn from the boy’s mistake and don’t ever do that
ok thank you, you can continue scrolling now
holy shit i’m actually getting shit done????? this is amazing
i’m trying to stop being too hard on my ideas, and even though it might turn out to be the most boring comic ever, at least i had fun writing it
"homework" *tired zombie noises*
"studying" *sad zombie noises*
"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*
"internet" *happy zombie noises*
I hate it when I get inspired to art
and then I art
and the art says no
which i’ve never done before and i have no idea what i’m doing, so if you have any idea or advice about this, now is a great time to message me
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd
YES HE SAID YES
i did the thing
i’m the king
WOW THAT RHYMES
This sounds really fucking awesome.
Guys make headcanons about me.
IF SOMEONE DOES THIS I WILL BE SO HAPPY
NOW I CAN BE A TRUE MERMAID
I actually did a report on this last year! The substance is called perfluorocarbon and because of its unique nature, it can hold enough oxygen inside of it for you to breathe it. You can breathe safely while inside it, but sometimes the transition from breathing in the perfluorocarbon and the air can be painful or uncomfortable as your lungs try to push the liquid out of them. In Dan Brown’s book The Lost Symbol, the process of reverting back to breathing the air can feel like being birthed.
thank you friend
how the fuck do they know what being birthed feels like
This liquid is used in modern torture. It is similar to water boarding. A victim is placed in a small completely dark box. The box is then filled with the liquid. The victim thinks they are drowning as they breath the liquid in. Most pass out from fear at this point or they just sit there in the liquid in pitch black, apparently breathing ‘water’. Often it leads to the thought that they are in fact dead. It is completely terrifying. Then the box is opened and they are violently pulled from it. As said before the transition from liquid to air is none too pleasant. You might be told something like, they resuscitated you and to tell them what you know or they will “drown” you again.
You can “drown” someone and be sure that they won’t be harmed
You all needed to know this.
what the fuck to both of those
THIS IS SO NEAT AND INTERESTING AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!